I’m back, I guess…What’d I miss?

someone fill me in…

How douchebags do it on Instagram and/or Facebook

How douchebags do it on Instagram and/or Facebook

Pig-tails, lollipops, tattoos; potty training.

Pig-tails, lollipops, tattoos; potty training.

So @jordyhamrick called me earlier and I laughed at my own wittiness.

So @jordyhamrick called me earlier and I laughed at my own wittiness.

Why am I making this face? Download the “Vine” app and find out. (It’s free) username: Toneloaf

Why am I making this face? Download the “Vine” app and find out. (It’s free) username: Toneloaf

My twitter email account is 100% more Slayer than your  twitter email account.

My twitter email account is 100% more Slayer than your twitter email account.

Sleeping Beauty and the Beast…

Sleeping Beauty and the Beast…

Apple’s a bunch of anti-Semites.

Apple’s a bunch of anti-Semites.

Valentines from g-ma.

Valentines from g-ma.

Can’t call me racist. #lunchbox #blackhistorymonth

Can’t call me racist. #lunchbox #blackhistorymonth

Yeah, I got chocolate on my face, what of it? Mind your business…

Yeah, I got chocolate on my face, what of it? Mind your business…

For @vonbunnie. For everyone else, this might make any sense.

For @vonbunnie. For everyone else, this might make any sense.

She just photobombed the shit outta me. She’s cuter anyway.

She just photobombed the shit outta me. She’s cuter anyway.

Irish (me) + Asian = Mexican? #Breedify

Irish (me) + Asian = Mexican? #Breedify