How douchebags do it on Instagram and/or Facebook
Pig-tails, lollipops, tattoos; potty training.
So @jordyhamrick called me earlier and I laughed at my own wittiness.
Why am I making this face? Download the “Vine” app and find out. (It’s free) username: Toneloaf
My twitter email account is 100% more Slayer than your twitter email account.
Sleeping Beauty and the Beast…
Apple’s a bunch of anti-Semites.
Valentines from g-ma.
Can’t call me racist. #lunchbox #blackhistorymonth
Yeah, I got chocolate on my face, what of it? Mind your business…
For @vonbunnie. For everyone else, this might make any sense.
She just photobombed the shit outta me. She’s cuter anyway.
Irish (me) + Asian = Mexican? #Breedify
“Look daddy, mad, sad, and happy!” More like “Jack, Nicholson, The Shining.” #SendHelp
Brutal Simplicity Theme